The wearing of pants.

I currently have the mindset of a percentage 30 year old males.

After a long, hard, hot and tiring day at work, all I want to do is go back home into the arms of my wife and have her feed me food that she cooked.

And watch tv in bed with her by my side while eating ice cream and chocolates.

And start the next day with seeing her first thing in the morning.

I skipped the sex part cuz if I were a guy, I wouldnt make that a necessity. Ok, maybe it's because I don't have a penis to start with so I don't really understand what it's like to NOT make that a necessity.

Anyway, I went back on my words, on what I said to a few people years ago. Honestly no one can be really ready at 21.

I hate ageing, I hate the need for humans to find equilibrium in another human being.

I hate that I feel like I need a stay home wife - someone who is not highly educated, someone who won't question where I've been and what I did and how was my day. Someone who can cook, wash, and clean. And clean up nicely to boot.

Homo alert! Til later.

P.S Can anyone explain my need for a stupid wife? hahrhahr.